Coffee There is no doubt 1 white people love coffee. Yes, it's true that Asians like iced coffee and people of all 2 enjoy a cup. But it is the certainty that the first person at your school 3 drink coffee was a white person. It was obvious that they didn't enjoy it, but they did it 4 , until they liked it — like cigarettes. As white people begin to age, a genuine taste for coffee will emerge. During this time white people will also develop a self-proclaimed addiction. This leads to them 5 things like “you do not want to see me before I get my morning coffee". White guys will also call it 6 coffee: rocket fuel, Java, joe, black gold, and so forth. It is pretty much garbage all around. It is worth noting that 7 white people buy coffee is almost as important as the drink itself. For the most part, white people love Starbucks, although they will profess to hate how the chain is now a multinational corporation. This hatred is often sublimated by their relief 8 seeing one in an airport. The best place for white people to drink coffee is at a locally owned coffee shop that offers many types of drinks, free Wi-Fi, and some sort of message board that is peppered with notices about rooms for rent and bands 9 for bass players. White people are given 10 points for buying Fair Trade coffee, because paying the extra $2 means they are making a difference while their peers are drinking liquid oppression.